Angshuman: - Hi, I am Angshuman, the SAP officer of IBS Kolkata. He is my colleague. His name is Sumanta.
Sumanta: - Hi, You are Himangshu, right!
Himangshu: - Yeah, yeah…you people are in which coach?
Sumanta: - We are in S-8 only. Debojyoti Sir is inside that coach only.
Himangshu: - Oh! This coach is S-5. Can we go to S-8 through the internal entrance of this train?
Angshuman: - Yeah, yeah, of course you can. We came from there only. Do one thing. Both you and Deepak go and meet Debojyoti Sir. In the meantime, I and Sumanta will sit inside this S-5 coach. Accha, also after going to S-8 coach, just tell Arindam and Debraj, to come here at S-5 coach.
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Arindam: - Ei, Angshuman da, why have you called me and Debraj here in S-5 coach? Himangshu went there in S-8 coach and asked Debojyoti Sir, ‘Who is Arindam and Debraj? Angshuman is calling them in S-5 coach’.
Sumanta: - Ha ha ha…Sir will also come in this S-5 coach to see what we are actually doing here.
Angshuman: - S-8 coach is very boring. Look at this S-5 coach. Everywhere you can see some beautiful young ladies. S-8 is full of old or middle aged people, who are either reading magazines or sleeping. At least, in S-5 coach, it is a very lively atmosphere. Everywhere, you can see the passengers are giggling and gossiping around. I bought a pack of cards in the Bhubaneswar platform. Come on, let us play cards.
Debraj: - Yeah, we can play 29.
Sumanta: - 29? Kitty party women play that game. Chee…Debraj, you are a man. You should play Bray, Call-Bray and Hearts.
Angshuman: - Sumanta, you have missed out to name the real game of cards for any gentleman in this world. It is the game of ‘Bridge’. In my opinion, ‘Bridge’ is the toughest of all the games of cards. It is not so easy to play ‘Bridge’.
Arindam: - Forget it. Let us play Call-Bray only. Take out a piece of paper and pen. At least we can spend some time inside this train by playing cards. Baah…that black young lady sitting just opposite to you looks very hot.
Angshuman: - aah..Arindam…don’t praise a girl in front of her. She will not pay attention towards you. Just pretend as if you are not at all looking at that girl. If you follow this strategy, then automatically, that girl will stare at you to know why are you not looking at her, despite, she being such a hot lady.
Debraj: - Uff…Angshuman daa, you should open a consultancy firm and name it as ‘Love Guru Consultancy’.
Sumanta: - Ha ha ha…uff…Debraj…sometimes, your comments are like chocolate bombs of Diwali festival.
Pantry Boy: - Dinner! Dinner! Sir, do you want to order dinner?
Arindam: - What is there for dinner? Is there a pantry inside this Coromandel Express?
Pantry Boy: - Yes, Sir. There is a pantry, but we don’t cook food inside that pantry. We will buy meals from a particular platform and then we will just heat the food inside our pantry and serve it to you. For dinner, there is Veg Curry- Rice, Egg Curry- Rice and Chicken Curry-Rice. You can also take Chapatti instead of rice.
Arindam: - Ok, write down 1 Veg Curry Rice for me.
Debraj: - for me too.
Sumanta: - Arrey, why you people are ordering Veg Curry- Rice? Go for the Chicken Curry –Rice, naah. Come on, you people are on a tour. Just enjoy the food, yaar.
Arindam: - Actually, I use the wash-room of the train only for urinating only. I don’t perform that second big thing inside the wash room of a train. The wash rooms are so unhygienic.
Angshuman: - Even we also don’t do that thing inside these dirty wash rooms. But, that does not mean that you will stop eating Chicken Curry – Rice, while travelling in a train. Hey, bhai, we want to order 4 Chicken Curry dishes. Accha, deliver those dishes at the seat number: - 51, 53, 48 and 49 of S-8 coach.
Pantry Boy: - Ok, saab…not an issue. The dinner will be served around 8.30 PM.
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Debraj: - The Chicken pieces were good but the gravy had no taste at all. At least, they gave a mango pickle sachet, which was tastier than the Chicken Curry gravy.
Sumanta: - But, the quality of rice was good. They gave 2 chapattis also, which was not at all bad.
Arindam: - Jaah…case! I forgot to bring a packet of ‘Pudin Hara’ tablet. I ate Chicken curry tonight. I don’t know what kind of pressure I will have to bear inside my large intestine tomorrow.
Debolina: - Ha ha ha…Ei, Arindam, have you ever chewed Pudin Hara tablet?
Arindam: - Yeah, I did it once in my lifetime to wipe out the smell of beer from my mouth, before entering my house, otherwise, my parents would have understood that I drink beer. But, alas, after I chewed that Pudin Hara tablet, I started vomiting everything. I suggest everyone not to chew Pudin Hara tablet even by mistake also. The taste is pathetic.
Debarjun: - Nothing will happen if you don’t eat Pudin Hara tablet tonight. Go to sleep. It is already 10 PM now. Everyone inside this coach has started sleeping.
Arindam: - Hmm…I can’t sleep while travelling in the train. It is very difficult. Anyway, let me try. Good night.
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Anupam: - Kya re Sain? You have not slept yet, he he he…I am also awake like a night owl. Even Rathi and Pandey are also awake.
Arindam: - The train is not moving. Where are we now? It is 3.10 AM now.
Rathi: - We have reached Vishakhapatnam station. The train will halt here for around 25 minutes. It will change the engine here. The train will now start moving in the opposite direction because the engine of the front side of the train will be removed and a new engine will get attached in the rear side of this train.
Pandey: - That’s an illusion. The train will not go in the opposite direction. It will go in the southern direction only. Only as per our reference frame, we think that the Coromandel Express starts moving in the opposite direction after Vishakhapatnam station.
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